2007-06-06T22:13:00.000+08:00

400 blogs, no wait, days to go.I find those MySpace profiles with the lovely couples kissing each other awfully sweet. With the exception of some people. Either they're too ugly or or or or////.....Somebody please tell me to get a grip. Tell me the many fishes under the sea. Tell me to live another day. Somebodyanybodyeverybody\\ zxcvn/. ZSD

2007-05-27T02:01:00.000+08:00

Bloody pangsai poopyheads in the three cycle automatons glistening with the might of seventy colony clocks.Hey, I have to post something here.

-deep breaths-

2007-04-25T22:40:00.000+08:00

-exhales-Well, I think the last 48 hours spent by me being borderline cuckoo was....um, actually I don't know what it achieved.But I do feel better now. Anger's purged, mostly. I'm still shaking, but a cup of Milo will fix that.Life being what it is, it won't be the last time. Just as long as I can keep it private. And in my blog, which only 0.00001% (give or take a few hundredth) of Singapore

Lush

2007-04-24T21:14:00.000+08:00

What's the opposite of the "blues"? Whatever it is, I got it. It's infectious! I found myself shaking to Akon. Akon! What the blazes is happening to me?I'm skipping all the way, kicking every door, laughing at anybody who looks at me funny. What a rainy day, I stepped into every puddle and got my socks wet. Whistling all the way, slapping everyone's back. Woo hoo, such a super brilliantly funny

It's time to Save The World

2007-04-16T19:44:00.000+08:00

2007-04-04T22:58:00.000+08:00

I, um, just realised something. All the girls I've ever liked, the ones I've crushed on. They're all, in one way or another, cool people. The ones people love to hang out with, as opposed to me, a person who hangs on the fringes. Like with one of them, she's a budding photographer, and she's brilliant, she's creative, she has this amazing way of creating atmosphere and expresses herself

2007-04-01T01:48:00.000+08:00

I'm on a nostalgia fix. Just looking through my Friendster. Aah, a perfect mixture of relatives, old friends from secondary school, a few guys from poly, net friends, my more recent buddies and one or two profiles which I don't remember adding. A lot of memories. 4 years in Friendster? Hard to believe.I prefer MySpace now, but well there you go. I just can't let Friendster go that easily. And

2007-03-31T20:34:00.000+08:00

Today if anyone PRAISES you for...1) Your Smartness2) Your Beauty3) Your Style4) Your AttitudeSlap them!How dare they fool you before "April 1st?!"

Hurt - Sad Kermit

2007-03-29T23:57:00.001+08:00

Note: this is not supposed to be funny. In fact, if you even so much as giggle, I'd worry about you.Just like when I giggled with the scene with Kermit and the picture of Miss Piggy.Technorati Tags: sadkermit

2007-03-28T23:03:00.000+08:00

"One cannot claim that he is a taxpayer and should benefit from the likes of those in a PAP constituency when he voted for the opposition."HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH-deep breaths-HAHAHAHAAHAAAHAASHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Ahhhhh......Dumbf-beep-.

2007-03-25T09:44:00.000+08:00

I haven't seen those so-called "disgusting" anti-smoking commercials yet. Do I even want to? A kid got nightmares watching the ads. Now mommy's complaining.Let me say something. Another kid (me) once watched a child abuse commercial. It has a doll sitting in the corner of a dark empty room. In the background, the cries of a baby. Then a whipping sound, and the doll magically gets a very bad scar

2007-03-25T02:50:00.001+08:00

I'm alone at home.SO WHAT THE PUCKITY CLUCK SHOULD I DO?!

2007-03-23T23:35:00.000+08:00

I made a big goof 2 days ago. The kind that makes the boss quietly slip you the classifieds. You know, as a reminder.Shake, Rattle, Roll. That's what my OC did to me. Shake my confidence, rattle my nerves, damn near rolled my head. But, no, he's giving me one last warning.So, that's yet another bullet dodged.I just wonder: will my Neo-like ability to dodge bullets like this ever come to an end?

2007-03-22T21:54:00.000+08:00

I just want to say that ever since Lost's Season 1 finale, it's gone a little downhill. I don't mind the implausible storylines (hello? 24 fan speaking?), I just think the quality's gone down. So much so that inevitably, it's replaced by Heroes as my number 1 drama to watch on TV.Having said that, the latest episode? Great! It's episodes like that that make me watch the show in the first place.

2007-03-19T19:19:00.001+08:00

People keep telling me to be myself. I tell them, but this IS myself! Quiet and shy. No you're not, they say. They've seen me perk up at times, when I'm quite excited and in an environment where I'm completely comfortable. Adding to that, they say, get out of your shell. Easy for them to say.But they are right.So if you don't mind, say, me smiling like the Cheshire Cat on acid or, having ingested

2007-03-15T21:20:00.000+08:00

That's it. I'm getting myself a little notepad. You know, the kind writers use to store ideas so that they'll remember it when it's time to start writing. If I don't, you Dear Readers would get posts like this.So. Ummmmm, it's gonna be Friday. Yay?

2007-03-12T19:14:00.000+08:00

Big AHey, guys. Try this. Think of every single thing that's bothering you, bringing you down to your knees. If it makes you cry, why not? Then, take a nap. Even for 10 minutes. There. The problems don't go away, but you'll feel much, MUCH better, don't ya? Maybe not an earth-shattering revelation, but it bears repeating.Wet BThe biggest challenge with watching Fight Club is to trying to avoid

2007-03-11T22:15:00.000+08:00

It was a good Saturday, I had fun. Which of course makes going back to work that much harder. It's nights like this, though, that make it a little easier to bear. Even without the ingested substances.One day like that per month for the next 16 months. More would be nice.Oh, and apparently Captain America's dead. Hm.

A quick test in the morning

2007-03-07T07:13:00.000+08:00

D.L. Hawkins You scored 37 Idealism, 41 Nonconformity, 29 NerdinessI ain't wearing no tights.Congratulations, you're D.L. Hawkins! You've got a bit of a past to overcome, but you are a strong person and you care very deeply about the people you love. You are good at getting out of tight situations, however, you're not quite as good at simple, practical things like making lunches.Your best

2007-03-05T22:24:00.000+08:00

Not a good Monday. I could complain all I want about what happened at work today (and it was bad), but no, I won't.Not when my friend Feeda just came back from the hospital with chest pains. I've experienced them myself, and they're no joke. So I know if you have chest pains serious enough for the hospital....but I'm just really glad she's fine and doing well.Hey, at least she'll be pampered like

2007-03-03T15:14:00.000+08:00

I've just gotten an email from Joost. Apparently, I've been accepted to try out their beta. Since it is invitation only, you can only imagine how chuffed I am.Ok, Joost: from the guys who gave you that pile of adware-filled code known as Kazaa and the very useful Skype. In a nutshell, it will bring TV to the internet. Video on demand, ain't it grand? Here's an example, ironically enough taken

2007-03-02T15:24:00.000+08:00

I'm supposed to be at work at this very moment.-evil grin- :DHere's something that made the computer geek AND the grammar police in me smile: there's an extension called Greasemonkey for Firefox. Basically, it allows you to write and install scripts to change some stuff in any website. Write a certain script, hey presto! Google's name is now written in Yahoo's font! Stuff like that. And I just

Cure for Ennui needed

2007-02-27T19:44:00.000+08:00

500 days, 500 days, 500 days, 500 days, I've got five hundred days before I gooooo.............I'm worried. The old apathy is creeping back in. Same apathy that I allowed to wreck my life in poly.I don't like the fact that while all around me, the people I care for (and some I don't) are undergoing interesting, life-altering experiences, my most pressing matter is trying to get my download speeds

2007-02-24T00:06:00.000+08:00

Nothing to report, except to repeat something a friend used when it happened to her: "It ain't no different balls"Or something to that effect.Here's another phrase to repeat: "I can't stand for it. I won't!"Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.Lastly, an SMS I just received: "You're an adult now! Hugs and muacks!"Can you tell? I just turned 21.Whoopee.

In a Dunkin' Donuts just outside KL....

2007-02-20T22:12:00.000+08:00

Me, my sis and cousin Zurin were ordering donuts. Well, they were, I just kept quiet. They were ordering in English. The Dunkin' staff were making fun of that fact.In the mind of the guy behind the counter: Huh, speak English, they think what, they so stylo-mylo, want to be ang-moh, is it? Eleh. Tapi, pretty pulak, siak. (Obviously, he was thinking in Malay, but I'm too malas to translate, so

2007-02-11T02:20:00.000+08:00

Well. I got so bored, I got myself an LJ blog. Yes, another blog. Difference is, for once, I did NOT use the Meesotofreak name for the URL.You're free to search for it, dear Reader, if you're so inclined. Nope, no clues.Ok, I go sleep now, buh bye.

2007-02-11T01:09:00.000+08:00

And in the meantime, I still can't make myself appear online on MSN. Or call a friend. Or answer a call from a friend.Basically, anything more social than ordering an Irish Frappe from an overpriced coffee outlet. Eh. Top o' the mornin' to ye.

2007-02-11T00:32:00.001+08:00

To all the people whom I annoyed with my sheep sounds at Orchard Road, well, don't be. Don't you feel like sheep yourselves whenever you're there? In the crowd? No? Hmmmm..."You know what, Fiz? You're not happy. You can never BE happy. Not when you keep chasing all these material things you keep chasing after when you bloody well know that you earn peanut shells! Or are you just trying

A club right in the comfort of my room

2007-02-07T21:39:00.000+08:00

K3ra asked if I had blogged lately. Good point. I shall start now.------------------------Not for the first time, I pondered about being a woman (stay with me now). I'm not going all Priscilla here, I just tend to think about these things. Right now, I wonder, if I was a woman, would I be even more in touch with my thoughts, my feelings? Are my masculine tendencies getting in the way? Would I be

2007-02-02T00:52:00.000+08:00

So apparently, I can't go to this very blog. Error messages abound. So this post is pointless, because nobody's reading it. Kinda like my job, eh?

Can you say "Forced Imsonia"?

2007-01-30T03:33:00.000+08:00

I'm forcing myself to stay awake and risk having a pseudo-narcoleptic attack at work in just 5 hours just so I can find out whether saving the cheerleader really does mean saving the world.That's right, I'm watching "Heroes". 4 episodes back to back. You won't believe how fast the net can be at this hour. BTW, Heroes is, I think, in a nutshell, cut from the same cloth as Lost. So if you don't

2007-01-20T01:54:00.000+08:00

I didn't take any photos. Nor any videos. Mainly because the Motorola L7 stinks. Sometimes.Ah well. There's always YouTube.Needless to say, despite my situation that night, Muse still r0x0rs mah b0x0rs! That's how good they are. Here's hoping they come back real soon.

2007-01-14T01:11:00.000+08:00

Ok, from this day forth, the next person who ever sends me an e-mail with pictures of dead people, e.g. some guy getting squashed by an improbably huge slab of marble, I will enter his or her e-mail address in every single entry form I can find so that his or her inbox will be spammed to submission. Deal?

2007-01-14T00:39:00.000+08:00

Someday, this might happen to me.Until then, bring on the Panadol!

2007-01-07T22:49:00.000+08:00

I should probably update this thing.Eventually.At some point.Yeah.Good night.

3 notes to take from yesterday

2007-01-01T22:29:00.000+08:00

1) The sight of piles of noodles next to piles of chicken and a whole lotta soup and chilli nearly made me tear up. So did the sight of sheep thrashing about with the necks half chopped, but for a different reason. So I have a soft heart, sue me.B) Seeing the boys in my room, how in the name of McDonald's did my Dad ever cope with having 6 or so (I've lost count) siblings?Zed) Be careful when

2007-01-01T01:45:00.000+08:00

-ahem-To repeat myself:Assert My Independence.Stop Being A Doormat.And for pity's sake, Stop Complaining! For one thing, I suck at it. I mean, really, I've seen a few bloggers who complain in prose so beautiful, to call it "complaining" would be an insult.

2006-12-30T23:24:00.000+08:00

Since I probably won't have time tomorrow, I'll just do the obligatory New Year's Resolution thing now.Let's see, Lose Weight; Get Better Social Life; Get Better Life, Period; Get Rid of Acne; Be Happy......Eh, same old, same old.Well, here's a new one: Try to Grow Up. I've complained about being treated like a 15 year old by my parents when in fact I've acted like one a good many times. And I'm

2006-12-28T21:25:00.000+08:00

Nenek's just arrived in Casa de Wahid.See, this means three things:1) ROTI BOYAN!2) Seeing as Hari Raya Haji is this Sunday, with Nenek here, the family will of course be obliged to hold an open house. And, my parents, they're very, shall we say, enthusiastic about these sort of things. Anyway, what this means is that the house will be chock full of family members. And there's a fair number of

"I'll see you in hell, Pachelbel!"

2006-12-23T18:09:00.000+08:00

An insightful look at how today's contemporary music basically rips off Pachelbel's Canon in D.Adding Green Day, Avril Lavigne AND Twisted Sister in there was a nice touch.

Hey, look! A post in the wee hours of the morning!

2006-12-23T01:43:00.000+08:00

So I just found out about this sub-genre of rock (one out of a gazillion trillion) called Mathcore. It's basically bands playing their songs in the key of Pythagoras' Theorem. Actually, no. It's just bands playing in some really extremely super-dupery complex structures...ok, basically, you need a Bachelor's Degree in Mathematics to write a Mathcore song. Well, no, you don't, but man, it sure

2006-12-21T22:19:00.000+08:00

Last Tuesday was probably Mother Nature going through a little PMS. It's not everyday when you have to outrun a minor landslide. I mean, freakin' hell, I like my boots and pants nice and unsoiled, thank you very much.I remember a huge storm back in kindergarten (near where I currently live). The sky was the darkest of blue, the trees were doing the limbo and the rain splattering on the windows

2006-12-18T22:09:00.000+08:00

The links are back up. But, seeing as my parents do see this blog from time to time and check out the links to see if I'm interacting with the "right" people, nobody I linked is related to me. I don't want a cousin knocking my block off because her mom found her blog through my mom through my blog.

2006-12-17T22:42:00.000+08:00

If you've ever used or created content on websites such as Blogger, MySpace or YouTube, then guess what?Congratulations! You are Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006!Your mom would be so proud...

2006-12-15T20:37:00.000+08:00

Ok then. After thinking about it long and hard....ok, just hard, it wasn't very long to be honest, I've decided, no hiatus. I just won't post so much for the next few weeks. Fresh out of stuff to write about. And as I've said countless times, quitting this blog will never be an option.So, yeah.Well, ok, there is something to blog about. And it's in the link below.SuperHappyFunTime Christmas (

Announcement

2006-12-08T21:53:00.000+08:00

Yo! This is Fyz, that little voice in The Fiz's head that tells him to do stuff like toss banana peels in the middle of the PIE or stuff his head in a basket full of rats. Fiz can't blog because...well, because he can't be bothered. He's not quitting, he just wants a break. Personally, I think he's starting to realise what a whiny asshole he's been on more than once occasion the past few

2006-12-07T22:26:00.000+08:00

I am me. A guy with a lot of issues, one of them being chronic shyness. Not as bad as last time of course, when boys and girls in primary school who wanted to be friends with me kept approaching me and I kept running away, asking them to leave me alone, why are you following me, I want to be by myself, WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?! That sort of thing.These days of course, the whole social thing

2006-12-01T21:13:00.000+08:00

The computer's finally in my room, with a new 5mbps wireless Broadband plan to go with it.And yet, I still feel that life is shit.What am I, addicted to misery?I have to admit, it's getting betterIt's getting better, all the time...

Worryingly accurate...

2006-11-27T23:03:00.001+08:00

Global Personality Test Results Stability (26%) low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.Orderliness (33%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.Extraversion (46%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being

"Thinking meat?"

2006-11-27T21:50:00.000+08:00

(This has been floating in the web for awhile. No worries, the author doesn't mind.)THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEATby Terry Bisson "They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "Meat. They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely

2006-11-18T16:03:00.000+08:00

600 days until Pink IC day.And for the first time in 4 weeks, I'm staying at home on a Saturday night instead of being out with my friends.I don't like it, but hey, who does?So, this is what it feels to have a social life. I like it. Sure, it's a headache sometime, but it's better than that suffocating feeling of loneliness.-ahem- If anybody wants to bring me out to roam the city and paint it

The Meesotofreak's Patented 3-Step Heart Test

2006-11-17T21:39:00.000+08:00

Step 1: Go to eBay.com.Step 2: Search for "ps3"Step 3: Take a glance at the prices being offered for the limited number of PlayStation 3 consoles available right now.If you haven't suffered a heart attack at this point, then congratulations! Your heart is in tip-top shape!(Although, quite frankly, if you don't get even a little heartburn after seeing those prices.....)

The after-effects of a trip to the Arts Museum...

2006-11-11T00:24:00.000+08:00

Surfing the net, I saw something called "the most influential Art pieces of all time". Naturally, I took a glance.This was numero uno.That's right. A humble urinal. You know, those little things in the toilet where all you need to do is point and shoot.It's official name is Fountain by Marcel Duchamp. My first thought obviously, "Excuse me, this is the most influential art piece of all time? All

Ah, what the heck...

2006-11-09T22:45:00.000+08:00

My top 8 myspace friendsTOP 8 MYSPACE FRiENDS1.:Stephie 2.:Bahriah 3.:Emma 4.:Fizah 5.:Kera 6.:Astrid 7.:Ling 8.:Anieshia The QuestionsHow did you meet 6?:The legendary MatrixMania.com Why are you friends with 3?:Our incurable love of Milo. Is 7 in a relationship?:To her ever-increasing annoyance, No. Have you kissed 1?:Nah. She'd probably migrate if I tried.

2006-11-07T23:48:00.000+08:00

My mama always told me: "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."I remembered that little saying as I opened a box of chocolates a firefighter got for his birthday from his girlfriend, took a bite out of one piece of chocolate and saw a cute little half-eaten worm squirming around in the chocolate. Another one of life's small ironies for you.

2006-11-05T22:04:00.000+08:00

So this is what having money problems feel like. No thanks, I'll pass.What do you mean there's no return policy?!

2006-10-31T20:41:00.000+08:00

Would someone please give me a boost to my ego? Thank you.

2006-10-26T23:05:00.000+08:00

So what excited me the most about Hari Raya two days ago? The 50 dollars I got from my dear sweet aunts and uncles, and the release of Firefox 2 (Pssst! Get it!). Yup, that's about it.Damn, I must be more jaded than I thought.

2006-10-23T22:27:00.000+08:00

The crescent was up, shrouded with haze.Appropriate, no?The carpets are laid, the floor is swept, the rooms are painted, the sister's hair is rebonded, the clothes are bought, the bak chang (or whatever) is cooked, the kueh is laid on the table. The die is cast.The folks will make me wear that purple baju kurung, that uncomfortable samping and a happy look on my face. I'm going to ask for their

My last 2 Fridays

2006-10-22T17:35:00.000+08:00

Chicken cream pasta.Makeup shopping with the gal pals.Cam-whoring.My very first game of pool.Starbucks Caffe Mocha.My best day at work.A friend out of the DJ competition.Potato chips @ Long John Silver's.A country club.Bowling (and my first strike!).More pool (and my first outright win!).A happy reunion with an old poly mate.And all throughout, lots of shoe-gazing and cash-spending.

2006-10-17T21:38:00.000+08:00

Food, oh so Glorious Food. It nourishes us. Gives us life. Gives us strength. Gives us babats.The babats. The babats! I love saying the word, but I don't want to actually lug 'em around in my ever expanding waistline.Damn you, Singapore, with your cheap and delicious hawker fare!And while I'm at it, just how many Starbucks are there in Orchard Road? I love their overpriced coffee and bagels just

I like a little camp now and then, but...

2006-10-11T21:51:00.000+08:00

...the thought of possibly hearing David Hasselhoff on 987 from next week onwards chills me to the bones.

2006-10-10T20:20:00.000+08:00

I am currently taking a well-deserved dose of my own medicine. And it is indescribably bad.I love it when Dear Ole' Dad cooks. You can always expect the unexpected. For example, he once tried mixing fettucini with custard sauce and durians. It looked good, it tasted...not good. But most of the time, I wonder how often did he spend time with his mummy (Nenek, chef extraodinaire!) in the kitchen.I

2006-10-08T15:19:00.000+08:00

Misanthropy - now there's an idea.

2006-10-07T13:49:00.000+08:00

Curse those irresponsible idiotic Indonesian tree burners! Don't they realise all their smoke is doing a number on unsuspecting lungs, sinuses and throats? More specifically, MINE?

2006-09-30T21:15:00.000+08:00

If you want some good reading for a lovely Saturday night, go read Dan Brown. Otherwise, read on:Hi, this is Betsy Stockwell, and here's the latest from Casa Wahid.Ili Izyani, sister to The Fiz and reason for his grey hairs, has finished painting part of her room red. She was aided by her father (efforts to find him a good nickname continues).Said Ili, "Alah, papa keep taking away the paintbrush

2006-09-26T22:55:00.000+08:00

"Ho ho! I'm Duh Fiz! I'm so stooopid! This blog sucks, eh? What am I trying to kid, I'm no Mr Brown. Why bother to try? Oh, and your "buddies"! How do you know they're not laughing at you behind your back, huh? At least those guys you keep cursing in camp, they're brutally honest about you! They're ignoring you, leaving you, not caring a bloody fook about you! You know why? Because you're a

2006-09-24T17:41:00.000+08:00

Honestly, I sincerely doubt if either Hady or Jon, good as they are, will top this:But, best of luck to the both of them. At least I know this won't be an easy choice this time around unlike last season.Having said that, I just realised I'm wearing a blue shirt. :D

2006-09-23T22:03:00.000+08:00

Left Fiz: So, what can I expect in NS?Right Fiz: I'd tell you, but why ruin the horr...I mean, surprise?**********This goes out to everyone fasting: Stomachs, let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

2006-09-20T20:22:00.000+08:00

Mmhmm, I was planning a little story, one of those which will entertain people while hinting at my current cause of gloom. But, eh, I'm not in the mood.So, straight up: Two times I've been placed in the public spotlight now. Two times, I crashed and burned horribly.Nerves can be a terrible, yet picky, enemy. Those in control of their emotions, those supremely confident in themselves, they rarely

2006-09-16T23:39:00.000+08:00

Today is the first day since I entered NS that I have been in a good mood for the entire day.Yay!Today, I have also been awake for about 30 hours. Why? Because I can! Seriously. Which is why this post is so straightfoward and dull for my standards. Creativity goes down the toilet when your brain is working solely on caffeine.

2006-09-15T10:42:00.000+08:00

I took leave from today until Monday. Because when you feel like shooting your boss, who by the way has done nothing that warrants even a faint grunt of derision, so far, you have to take a break.Because of the computer's operation and concession fares, I have to figure out how to make $150 (give or take a dollar) go a long way. May as well burn it all, cause it's nearly time to start doing my

2006-09-15T01:40:00.000+08:00

I can not, and will not, promise not to whine and moan about my life anymore. If I did, this blog wouldn't last very long, would it? But I will try to keep it to a minimum. Failing which, I'll try to be clever about it, like say, letting my conscience be my guide AND replacement writer.In other news, what the heck am I doing staying up so late?

2006-09-13T22:58:00.000+08:00

What has National Service done to me?

Four words to fill your everyday needs

2006-09-09T20:54:00.000+08:00

Snakes on a Plane.Try saying that every time you're stressed out. Or, if you're daring enough, even answering every question with that."You got a minute?" "Snakes on a Plane.""Who'll get voted out next week?" "Snakes on a Plane.""Anything to declare?" "Snakes on a Plane.""WHY SO LATE?!" "MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!!!""Snakes on yo mama?" "NO! Snakes on a Plane!"Very thereapeutic

2006-09-06T15:40:00.000+08:00

2% of suicides are caused by the inability to cope with blogger's block.

2006-09-02T20:22:00.000+08:00

Ok, Fiz, ok, calm down, calm down, don't get so.....oh, someone's at the door.Oh, hi! Come on in! I was just clearing up my blogspace. Careful of the broken glass, ya?What's that? Oh, do I look that stressed? I'm sorry, I'm just thinking of my dear old computer. It's getting a motherboard transplant, you know. And oh, the price! But never mind. I'll get it back in 2 weeks, good as new.These stack

P O P O P O P O P O P O P!

2006-08-25T16:48:00.000+08:00

This is, quite simply, the best of times and the worst of times.My Basic Rescue Training is o-vah! So, yay for that!My computer slipped into yet another coma. So, boo for that!But let's stick to the positives, shall we?This past week in camp is basically a technicality. Like the few weeks after exams, we have to be there or be punished even though we have absolutely nothing to do. Just imagine

2006-08-20T00:06:00.000+08:00

Quick, Fiz! Think of something witty to blog!Anything?No?Ok, I see you're in one of those monthly "down in the dumps" thing going on.Fine, I'll leave you alone. But c'mon, cheer up! 1 more week until you finally leave camp!Oh, will you forget her for now?! There's always next week, you know!There there now, you just go listen to your new Massive Attack CD. That seems to cheer you up just fine.Yes

Yeesh!

2006-08-19T02:00:00.000+08:00

Somebody somewhere really, really, really hates me.

2006-08-13T16:39:00.000+08:00

S-C-D-F had a campE-I-E-I-OAnd in that camp they had some MatsE-I-E-I-OWith a 'butoh' here,And a 'step cool' there,Here a 'sial',There a 'sial',Everywhere a 'sial', sial!S-C-D-F had a campE-I-E-I-Ooooooooooooo............Ok, ok, no more Mat bashing. I'll be as bad as they are if I continue like this.But it's so fun...----------------------------------------------------------------------------

2006-08-11T22:40:00.000+08:00

Mood - complete utter boredom, flipping through iTunes finding that one song to make my day and finding nothing, nothing to blog, nothing to chat about, nothing to watch, nothing to interest me, nothing to make me sleepy, nothing to piss me off (or on), nothing to make me feel anything, nothing, nothing, nothing!doodle doodle doodle dee then. Ennui makes me do.....weird stuff.

2006-08-09T17:01:00.000+08:00

Ready for a post full of metaphors that makes me look smart when in truth it just makes me look silly? Ok? Here we go...Take a chocolate chip cookie. Nice, isn't it? The fried golden brown dough and the dark brown chocolate chips combining as if to say, "Screw the calories, eat me!"Now imagine the cookie without the chips. It's just an ordinary cookie, isn't it? Now how would you think it tastes

2006-08-09T12:27:00.000+08:00

Happy Fireworks Spotting, everyone!41 is nothing. 42...now there's a good number.

2006-08-08T23:01:00.000+08:00

The boy was just sitting there, minding his own business. It's part of his life really. Because of his schizophrenia, he's done all sort of horrible things because of "those voices". Or at least he knows this, because he was told he did all sorts of horrible things, because all the medications have left him without any memory of his past.His was a tragic history, so you may say the amnesia is a

Computer OK

2006-08-05T00:20:00.000+08:00

Well, Blogspot, how did you find that post I made two hours earlier? Was it delicious? No? Hmmm, so it was probably a crappy post anyway then. Nah, no thanks, you can keep it.Anyways, I'm a little too lazy to recreate that last post which dear old Blogspot chose as its night snack, so I'll just say what that post said in three sentences: My computer's fixed!For only 20 bucks, I might add. Thanks

2006-07-29T18:02:00.000+08:00

Sung to the tune of Gorillaz's Kids With Guns:Got my payGot my payA spending spreeIs on the wayWill be brokeBefore too longGot my payGot my payEasy does it, easy does it, must save some to fix the comEating out (spend it all, spend it)Mee Soto (spend it all, spend it)Glass of coke (spend it all, spend it)That's all I need (spend it all, spend it)Kilos gained (spend it all, spend it)But I don't

2006-07-22T16:41:00.000+08:00

Would you believe?The first 2 kg I've ever lost in ages?Maybe there IS something to this Physical Training (PT) schtick.Oh, and those rumours about the PT instructors being sadistic devils hidden in well-tanned bodies? All too true.I've lost my voice too, from all the "1, PTI! 2, PTI! 3, PTI!"But as long as I can look less like the Stay Puft monster from Ghostbusters, I'm happy.------------------

2006-07-15T21:40:00.000+08:00

Yup , I do get to go home every weekend. That's great. Now all I have to do is convince my parents to let me out every Saturday so that I can clear my head . And judging from this week in J.B. (Jalan Bahar), I really, REALLY, need it.And, ok, I give in. I do need my handphone in camp. Still no chargers allowed, so I'm just gonna have to improvise. More of NS when I have more time (and a working

This is it.

2006-07-10T19:48:00.000+08:00

Well, boys and girls, it's time for the requisite "Holy sh!t! I'm going to NS tomorrow" post.But, well, I've debated on whether to do this post. I mean, I'm only going to Jalan Bahar to get my bum bum kicked by overzealous commanders and kiss-assy type recruit bullies. Note, Jalan Bahar, not New York . (I want to be a part of it, Jalan Bahaaaaaaar...)I can't lie to you. I'm scared. Terrified. Not

2006-07-10T15:11:00.000+08:00

That. Was. Incredible.I just watched the 3rd/4th Playoff match repeat. And I enjoyed every minute of, well, the 2nd half anyway. The 1st hakf was a snore. But when the German guy scored that goal, followed by the Portugeuse own goal, followed by a great goal by the same German guy, followed by that consolation Portugal goal.......Man, it was sweet. All credit to Portugal (except

2006-07-08T15:10:00.000+08:00

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doohere comes the sun,and I say, It's All Right(happy guitar strumming time)

2006-07-07T21:44:00.000+08:00

Let's blog while we still can, shall we?I'm in a bloody fantastic mood. I don't know why, I don't care why, I just don't want it to bloody end and last for 2 years! Give or take a few AWOL moment or two.I like saying 'bloody' when I'm in a good mood. Feels bloody good.Kenny Loggins is on. 'Scuse me while I take his advice and cut loose (footloose).

2006-07-07T00:48:00.000+08:00

Late night on the newly-fixed (but for how long?) com.Hot Milo.Chatting on MSN (man, there's a lot of people after midnight).Listening to iTunes.Blogging.Thinking of stuff to blog.Counting down to July the 11th.La vie est bonne, man, la vie est bonne.

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