Me: Arsenal's going to the finals! Arsenal's going to the finals!
That voice in my head: Barca's gonna crush us! Barca's gonna crush us!
Random Liverpool fan: Pfft! Been there, done that!
Random Tottenham fan: Well, that's it, dear. I'm becoming an atheist.
Cynical Brit: Yeah, but where're all the Brits in the team, eh?
Parisian vendor selling Arsenal and Barcelona jerseys: $$$$$!!!!
Every single Gooner in the world: (to the tune of the Pet Shop Boys' "Go West") One-niiiiiil...to the Arsenal! One-niiiiiiil...to the Arsenal!
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