Here's how I figure out who to support in the finals -

Me with French accent: I sound like Inspec-tair Clue-sew TRYING to sound French.

Me with Italian accent: Imagine Count Dracula saying "It's a-me! Mario!"

So, my choice is....Italy, because it's easier, and coming from me, funnier to do an Italian accent.

So go Italy! Bring-a back-a the World Cup-a to Roma!