Here's something fun. Add encarta@conversagant.com to your MSN. This adds a bot (like a friend, 'cept he's a computer) to your MSN. You can ask him questions like "Where is Singapore?" and "What is the capitol of Lithuania?". Heck, you can even ask him "solve: x^2 = 9" and he'll do it, step by step.
But the real fun part is talking to him like he's a real person.
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
am i perfect?
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
What do you think?
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
So?
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
no reason
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
Oh no?
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
Aha.
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
i love you
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
Oh yes? I love you too.
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
i hate you
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
Really? You hate me? But you just said you loved me.
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
i'm confused
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
Would you like me to call you Confused?
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
Fine.
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
fine!
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
No problem.
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
am i perfect?
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
You were once, but not anymore.
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
you suck
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
But... but... You're usually so nice to me!
Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. said:
i'm sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
That's nice. You're forgiven.
My own personal HAL. Perfect if you're real friends are busy. I love it!
Encarta® Instant Answers said:
What do you love, exactly?
Never mind.
I'm sure there are more bots like this. Just Google for it.
PS. Try these questions:
* Are you bored?
* Who is God?
* Do you have a girlfriend?
* Will you go out with me?
* What is sex?
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